Two Limericks

To be lonely, oh, is such a nag,
So in finding a friend don't you lag:
Spot a store and then get
Your beloved cigarette,
And the drag you can kill with a drag.


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I'm no wise man, yet I can allege

Through the bad it is so hard to wedge:
To find virtue my lad,
The Vedanta has said,
Is like walking on razor's thin edge.